Week Three
It’s week 3 and I couldn’t be more excited. I’m honestly hoping for more Nayte content. Actually, I’m hoping for only Nayte content with a splash of Clayton content so I can get a sneak peak into what the Bachelor will be like next season. From the previews, it looked like Clayton was getting a one-on-one, but he actually was on the group date. I was excited to see if they had more chemistry this episode, but obviously they don’t because he’s the next Bachelor (rolf-o-copter). Butttt maybe they have a teeny tiny bit that might be fun to watch one time for the one time. Lawrence from Insecure is on the show. They talkin’ about Jay Ellis who is the new star in “Top Gun: Maverick.” I’m like no chile, that is Lawrence. Please stop confusing the viewers.
Overall, I’m feeling very good about where we are at. Outside of Joe, we are moving swimmingly and cutting off men quicker than Obama dropped the mic at the White House Correspondent’s dinner. I also recently watched “You” on Netflix and I would be remised if I didn’t mention that I finished that hoe in a day. Moral of the story: I can’t distinguish either Joe. Basically twins. Only Joe I want is a Sloppy Joe or Joe Jonas.
Let’s jump into the analysis…
I’m not going to say that I dislike Rodney, but I just don’t necessarily understand what he has done to deserve a one-on-one. I get the apple thing but…wait that’s a lie. I don’t get the apple thing. I also think that’s one of the worst fruits. Regawdless, him and Michelle seem to be hitting it off and if Michelle is happy, I’m happy. Wait…that’s also a lie. If Michelle doesn’t pick Nayte, I will not be happy. We will riot so hard at dawn. Right at the crack.
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT PETER GAVE US THE BAD GIRLS CLUB MOMENT THAT WE NEEDED!!!! JACKET IN THE POOL IS VERY MUCH SO GIVING 2007 AND I’M LIVING FOR EVERY MOMENT. Alsooooo…NOT THEM CALLING WILL LITTLE WILLY!?!?! But seriously. I’m okay with that because he definitely probably has one. It’s becoming apparent that they want to make Peter vs. Will the beef of the season. I don’t really get it. I’d rather see a bromance. Little Willy demolished him in the game though. Sadly our little dough boy couldn’t make it do what it do. However, when two men come this hard at each other, I’m always like….just make out already (LOL)! That’s a reference from my last blog so if you didn’t get it then you aren’t real.
I’m also dying that the guys are calling ole boy frosted tips (literally wouldn’t know him for any other reason if they didn’t create this story line). He’s definitely pulling her aside for airtime but I’m okay with it because I love hearing the nickname frosted tips. Either way, no amount of love or lust will make me get in a G4 simulator. I would’ve vomited on the love of my life – Nayte. Nothing else would’ve mattered.
And lastly, Brandon seems like a good man. I don’t get the attraction, but he seems GENUINELY interested in Michelle. And that’s what we are all here for…Michelle. We still want a little more Clayton content. Maybe see him get spanked since apparently that’s what he’s into? Visit me next week for another review of our favorite scoundrels!
