Boy’s Boy
If you are here, you may be wondering what exactly is a Boy’s Boy. Well you’re in luck because I’m an excellent teacher. Let’s get into it *Doja Cat voice.* These are the type of men that can only think of their mom and sisters when they list the type of women they respect. “No no no, I know how to treat a woman. I grew up with a mom and two sisters” HEAD ASS. To me, all that means is that you’re used to a woman doing everything for you while you do absolutely nothing in return. I’m running so far away from those type of men that I might accidentally run onto a freeway and get hit in the cross-traffic.
Please excuse me while I do a quick drag:
These are the type of boys that prefer to do everything with their male friends except fucking. And honestly...they are so close with their friends that they might even be doing that. I think about this all the time. Hear me out: If these men were to relinquish all of societal standards about where sexual pleasure comes from, they would likely find out that they would prefer to be in a monogamous relationship with a man. I mean think about it…they prefer to play video games with their friends, have conversations with their friends, go out with their friends, hoop with their friends…to the point where all they do with a woman is have sex and go to sleep. AHAHHAHHAH. Two women being together is considered hot in American society, while two men being together is considered emasculating and is looked down upon. I guarantee you if this was reversed – men would be having sex with other men to and fro. Far and wide.
You guys…..seriously…THINK ABOUT IT. America is already weird and divided af when it comes to gender. The majority of relationship blogs for women are written by other women. We are quite literally reading about how to please a man from a single 40 year-old woman with 2 cats and a ferret potentially. Men too though! The podcasts that they read and watch online are made by single men or men dating pornstars. No Jumper, Akademics…you name it!!
Even with fashion…When I go out, I dress to get compliments from women because only women understand women’s fashion. I want women to notice my outfit and be like “omg I literally got the dress that I have off at the Zara 70% of summer sale too!!!” But if you ask a man who looks the best in the club, he’s going to say the hoochie in the back with a forever 21 cheetah dress on or the sparkly dress from…WINDSOR. It’s sad. However, I don’t know anything about men’s fashion either. All I know is that all men sleep with their chains on and wear jays. It’s. So. Weird.
Naturally, all of this dividedness will transfer over into relationships. Dating a boy’s boy is AWFUL. They have no idea what women need and you can’t even be mad when you think about it because they literally just love men. Not my nigga though. This blog is to feed the needy – aka yall. You’re welcome for the free information! We are very very socialist over here.
